Cristal Was Not Here Funny Monkey Butts
Abaddon
Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ The House Avernus will disown me for that.
Silver - ▶️ Never.
- ▶️ Bow to your lord.
Gold - ▶️ How can such a thing be?
- ▶️ In the mists of time you are but a blur.
Platinum - ▶️ By what right do you tread here?
Master - ▶️ The fog of war is no match for the mist of fate.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Oh no you di'nt.
Alchemist
Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ We've got pretty good chemistry.
Silver - ▶️ That was genius!
- ▶️ Hey, everybody!
Gold - ▶️ Talk about overreacting.
- ▶️ I can't believe I'm seeing this with my own eyes!
Platinum - ▶️ What a mess!
Master - ▶️ Failure is just another kind of success. The wrong kind.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I can't feel my legs.
Ancient Apparition Bronze - ▶️ Hm hm hm ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Interesting.
Silver - ▶️ A cold wind blows.
- ▶️ Your blood runs cold.
Gold - ▶️ I'm too old for this!
- ▶️ I waited ages but it was worth it.
Platinum - ▶️ Time to break the ice!
Master - ▶️ Icefog!
Grandmaster - ▶️ No shard feelings. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm.
Anti-Mage Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ I'll give them a drubbing they'll not soon forget!
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Neh hah ha ha ha haa.
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) I don't bow to magic.
Silver - ▶️ Are you even trying?
- ▶️ Magic is an abomination.
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Do you even practice?
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Crushing dreams is kind of my job.
Gold - ▶️ A disappointment.
- ▶️ Magic thyself out of that.
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Yep, and the world is a messed up place.
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) What can I say? I'm gifted.
Platinum - ▶️ Thou art damned!
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) This is the part where I embarrass you before you die.
Master - ▶️ Send thy Dead God's legions, I will put them all to death.
- ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Did you hear the one about how magic sucks?
Grandmaster - ▶️ Thou and I must have a frank discussion.
Arc Warden Bronze - ▶️ Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm.
- ▶️ Your grace is noted.
Silver - ▶️ Do not be selfish.
- ▶️ Busted.
Gold - ▶️ What have you done?
- ▶️ A mere diversion.
Platinum - ▶️ Frowny face.
Master - ▶️ You do not have to be mad.
Grandmaster - ▶️ You will just have to accept this, and move on.
Axe Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Axe likes this very much.
Silver - ▶️ You deserve nothing!
- ▶️ You fought badly—died worse.
Gold - ▶️ I said good day, sir!
- ▶️ Axe misjudged?
Platinum - ▶️ Axe has no time for all this jibber jabber.
Master - ▶️ What happened? Axe happened!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Axe-actly!
Bane Bronze - ▶️ Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ You're so nice.
Silver - ▶️ Better luck next time.
- ▶️ Bane of your existence…
Gold - ▶️ I've been dreaming of this moment.
- ▶️ Fair exchange.
Platinum - ▶️ Now your nightmare lasts forever!
Master - ▶️ Ah ya ya ya ya ya yai eeyas!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Some dreams never die! Ahahahahahah!
Batrider Bronze - ▶️ He ha ha!
- ▶️ Ah, that's what I'm talking about!
Silver - ▶️ This is gonna sting.
- ▶️ That was lame.
Gold - ▶️ Life just got interesting!
- ▶️ I'm sappin' your will to live!
Platinum - ▶️ Whoa, sick burn!
Master - ▶️ Aw yeah, off we ride into the sunset.
Grandmaster - ▶️ A message from on high: You're dead!
Beastmaster Bronze - ▶️ Howeh heh heh eh hah heh heh heh.
- ▶️ Sic 'Em!
Silver - ▶️ I'll be creeping while you are sleeping.
- ▶️ The worms will have you.
Gold - ▶️ A strict no-kill policy.
- ▶️ Aroo arooew!
Platinum - ▶️ Hmm, wish I'd learned how to read.
Master - ▶️ Hoo hoo hoo.
Grandmaster - ▶️ It's not the size of the beast in the fight but…well, actually, size kinda helps.
Bloodseeker Bronze - ▶️ Hmm-heh-heh-heh-heh-ha!
- ▶️ So much blood.
Silver - ▶️ No blood for you.
- ▶️ I'm seeing red…and it's amazing!
Gold - ▶️ Don't be negative…be positive!
- ▶️ Go ahead…run.
Platinum - ▶️ Lie down…have a cookie.
Master - ▶️ Over the field of battle, the smell of blood rises like a promise.
Grandmaster - ▶️ My drive for blood has found a donor!
Bounty Hunter Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ My allies have earned their keep.
Silver - ▶️ How many of you do I have to kill?
- ▶️ Just business, nothing personal.
Gold - ▶️ A wise hunter knows patience.
- ▶️ Stings, don't it?
Platinum - ▶️ They'll tell tales of this.
Master - ▶️ You can run but you can't hide.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ka-ching! Your bounty is mine.
Brewmaster Bronze - ▶️ Hehaahehah.
- ▶️ Ah, I love you guys.
Silver - ▶️ Better luck next time.
- ▶️ Now I'm feeling it.
Gold - ▶️ Oh, so bubbly!
- ▶️ What's wrong? Can't hold your liquor? . . Hello?
Platinum - ▶️ It's happy hour!
Master - ▶️ What kind of pub is this?
Grandmaster - ▶️ Having trouble seeing straight?
Bristleback Bronze - ▶️ Hehey hahaha.
- ▶️ Bright and breezy.
Silver - ▶️ Ah, now I feel better.
- ▶️ Oooh, that's lovely that is.
Gold - ▶️ No way.
- ▶️ Oh, you want some of this… eh?
Platinum - ▶️ Well, what have we here.
Master - ▶️ Who's squealing now, eh? Ha, aha ha heh.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Oy, oy, oy, save some of that keg for me, will ya, lads?
Broodmother Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ What a lovely brood.
Silver - ▶️ I need this like I need another pair of legs.
- ▶️ Delicious.
Gold - ▶️ You're not afraid of spiders, are you?
- ▶️ Don't die, my darlings.
Platinum - ▶️ Oh so beautiful.
Master - ▶️ Sss-sss-ssslurp!
Grandmaster - ▶️ My palps are all atingle.
Centaur Warrunner Bronze - ▶️ Heheeeh hahah ehha.
- ▶️ I shall honor your name.
Silver - ▶️ Stomped.
- ▶️ Mmmmm.
Gold - ▶️ What a waste.
- ▶️ Back to hell with you.
Platinum - ▶️ Hurts you more than it hurts me.
Master - ▶️ Oh, yes, fear my hoofbeats.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I forgot about the kick on that one.
Chaos Knight Bronze - ▶️ Oo ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Yes. Yes!
Silver - ▶️ I consign you to dust.
- ▶️ You were no match.
Gold - ▶️ Your reputation precedes you.
- ▶️ Where ride the horsemen, death shall follow.
Platinum - ▶️ Long have I waited.
Master - ▶️ We descend into chaos.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Chaos is Fun…damental.
Chen Bronze - ▶️ Hehehmehmehmmm.
- ▶️ Oh, thank God.
Silver - ▶️ Can't escape your sins.
- ▶️ Found unworthy.
Gold - ▶️ What blasphemy is this?
- ▶️ The time draws nigh.
Platinum - ▶️ The persecution starts now!
Master - ▶️ A fulfillment of the prophecy.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Say your prayers.
Clinkz Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ Well done.
Silver - ▶️ You almost had it too.
- ▶️ I'll burn your body to ashes.
Gold - ▶️ Fight fire with fire.
- ▶️ Thanks for the target practice.
Platinum - ▶️ Yes!
Master - ▶️ Fire grows hungrier the more it's fed.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Hot damn!
Clockwerk Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ That oughta rattle em, yeah!
Silver - ▶️ Not what you expected?
- ▶️ Tell me someone saw that!
Gold - ▶️ Ha, that tickles!
- ▶️ Whoa!
Platinum - ▶️ Bleep bloop, I am a robot. Eh, just kidding.
Master - ▶️ That is so metal!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Hard on the outside, but with a soft delicious center.
Crystal Maiden Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ Very cool of you!
Silver - ▶️ Now nobody wins!
- ▶️ You'll make a nice snow angel.
Gold - ▶️ I've got goosebumps!
- ▶️ I didn't see that coming.
Platinum - ▶️ It just keeps getting better.
Master - ▶️ Is it cold in here or is it just me?
Grandmaster - ▶️ You only live ice…
Dark Seer Bronze - ▶️ Heheh yeheheh hey heehhhe yehhey yehe heheh eheh yeh.
- ▶️ Very good.
Silver - ▶️ Oh, you didn't see that coming, did you?
- ▶️ Your life, much like your head, lacked a point.
Gold - ▶️ I cannot believe that worked.
- ▶️ Hoooahahaaaheeh.
Platinum - ▶️ You've hit a wall.
Master - ▶️ We are not so different, my enemies and I. Except my brain is much larger.
Grandmaster - ▶️ You're no peer of the seer.
Dark Willow Bronze - ▶️ Hahahaha ah hahahaha ahh hahahaha!
- ▶️ Just what I was waiting for.
Silver - ▶️ I won't lie. That was unexpected.
- ▶️ No. Just... no.
Gold - ▶️ Never had a chance.
- ▶️ Oh-ho. Don't mind me. Just a wee fairy going about her business.
Platinum - ▶️ I don't know what I was expecting.
Master - ▶️ This makes absolutely no sense.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Are you ready to have some fun?
Dawnbreaker Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ Thank you, you precious weak thing.
Silver - ▶️ That's...a strange manner of conduct.
- ▶️ The lesson for you is never try.
Gold - ▶️ Can you not make yourself better?
- ▶️ Even at a fraction of my best, I outshine you immeasurably.
Platinum - ▶️ There are rules about that kind of thing where I come from.
Master - ▶️ For how short your lives are, you've done quite well.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I don't need praise from you.
Dazzle Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha har ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Oh, what a beauty!
Silver - ▶️ That's not right.
- ▶️ A dazzling death.
Gold - ▶️ Charitable of you.
- ▶️ Jzap!
Platinum - ▶️ Tricked you.
Master - ▶️ That was almost a disaster.
Grandmaster - ▶️ If killing you is wrong, I don't want to be right.
Death Prophet Bronze - ▶️ Oh ah ha ha ha ha ha ho ho haa! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Well done, my beauties!
Silver - ▶️ Not meant to be.
- ▶️ Poor dear.
Gold - ▶️ How disappointing.
- ▶️ Come back to me! Come back to me!
Platinum - ▶️ It did not take a prophet to see that coming.
Master - ▶️ I died a little just now.
Grandmaster - ▶️ No no. Tsk tsk tsk.
Disruptor Bronze - ▶️ Heheha.
- ▶️ Now that's more like it.
Silver - ▶️ I'm ecstatic!
- ▶️ What weathermancery is this?
Gold - ▶️ Well, look at that.
- ▶️ They're trying to kill me.
Platinum - ▶️ Did I interrupt you?
Master - ▶️ I call down the thunder.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Feeling under the weather?
Doom Bronze - ▶️ Heheh heh hah heh hah hah hah.
- ▶️ Oh, yes.
Silver - ▶️ I gambled, you lost.
- ▶️ He he heh heh he, handsome devil, aren't I?
Gold - ▶️ Well, hell's bells.
- ▶️ Oh, crap.
Platinum - ▶️ Hemmehm, you were lucky this time.
Master - ▶️ All hell's broken loose.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Mess with Doom, you get the horns.
Dragon Knight Bronze - ▶️ Tehh, heh he huh heh heh huh.
- ▶️ In strength is victory.
Silver - ▶️ Just what I've been waiting for.
- ▶️ You fought and died with honor.
Gold - ▶️ I'll take that.
- ▶️ Live by the sword, die by the dragon.
Platinum - ▶️ Of course.
Master - ▶️ Face the knight, face the dragon.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Never make a deal with a dragon, unless you're prepared to keep your end of it.
Drow Ranger Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Another triumph!
Silver - ▶️ You'll have to do better than that!
- ▶️ You were too noisy to live.
Gold - ▶️ Amateur.
- ▶️ You die alone.
Platinum - ▶️ This couldn't have ended any other way.
Master - ▶️ Now that you're dead, I find it easy to respect you.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I thought they warned you not to speak with rangers.
Earth Spirit Bronze - ▶️ Oh ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ You rock.
Silver - ▶️ Yes, I just did that.
- ▶️ What?
Gold - ▶️ Where did I go?
- ▶️ Perfect timing.
Platinum - ▶️ Really? Really?
Master - ▶️ Who dares face me now.
Grandmaster - ▶️ You are learned in the ways of dying.
Earthshaker Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ Let's shake things up!
Silver - ▶️ Shocking…
- ▶️ It was your own damn fault.
Gold - ▶️ Whoa… Aftershocks…
- ▶️ Slammin'…?
Platinum - ▶️ It was getting far too crowded.
Master - ▶️ There may be many earths, but there's only one Earthshaker.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Don't take that magnitude with me.
Elder Titan Bronze - ▶️ Eh ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ Now shall the battle turn.
Silver - ▶️ The Titan says no.
- ▶️ Get off my lawn!
Gold - ▶️ What have I done now?
- ▶️ This bodes well.
Platinum - ▶️ A pitiable attempt.
Master - ▶️ You must learn respect for your elders.
Grandmaster - ▶️ So puny compared to a Titan.
Ember Spirit Bronze - ▶️ Eh he he he he he!
- ▶️ A flash of inspiration!
Silver - ▶️ This reward transcends expectation!
- ▶️ Prepare for a lesson.
Gold - ▶️ What did you learn?
- ▶️ Balance in all things.
Platinum - ▶️ Even a master falters.
Master - ▶️ Through anger lies failure.
Grandmaster - ▶️ My favorite: medium rare!
Enchantress Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ I love winning!
Silver - ▶️ Don't be mad.
- ▶️ It's just not fair.
Gold - ▶️ Hilarious.
- ▶️ You did your best.
Platinum - ▶️ Sproink.
Master - ▶️ You know what I love? Everything!
Grandmaster - ▶️ You okay?
Enigma Bronze - ▶️ He-he-huh-heh-heh.
- ▶️ Well, this is a paradox.
Silver - ▶️ An astronomical price.
- ▶️ Stare into the abyss.
Gold - ▶️ Silence is golden.
- ▶️ You are beneath me.
Platinum - ▶️ A welcome manifestation of randomness.
Master - ▶️ If light cannot escape me, what hope have you?
Grandmaster - ▶️ Is this real? Am I…real?
Faceless Void Bronze - ▶️ Heh heh hah ha hah heh heah heh.
- ▶️ Just as I envisaged.
Silver - ▶️ Some things were just not meant to be.
- ▶️ You lose face…and life.
Gold - ▶️ You've been voided.
- ▶️ I can't bear to look.
Platinum - ▶️ I may be faceless, but I'm not maceless.
Master - ▶️ An eternity of embarrassment!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Where do you think you're going.
Grimstroke Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ Oh, that is too good.
Silver - ▶️ You die, yet your failure lives on.
- ▶️ You should have known better.
Gold - ▶️ These wretched fools have no idea.
- ▶️ Know your place.
Platinum - ▶️ You've a mind like a child.
Master - ▶️ Watch the master at work!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Aaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, my masterpiece!
Gyrocopter Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha! Wah haha ha ha! Ah ha hhuh.
- ▶️ Something for everybody!
Silver - ▶️ Aaah phooey.
- ▶️ Lucky!
Gold - ▶️ I'm getting too old for this horse shit.
- ▶️ Get off my lawn!
Platinum - ▶️ That'll learn ya!
Master - ▶️ I belong in the sky, and you belong in the ground.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Gagagagagagaga!
Hoodwink Bronze - ▶️ Ha eh eh he he!
- ▶️ Proper skux.
Silver - ▶️ Yeah nah , let's not.
- ▶️ Caught ya in your stubbies did we?
Gold - ▶️ Did you fall out of the nest as a baby?
- ▶️ Starting to feel a bit nutty.
Platinum - ▶️ Time to die!
Master - ▶️ Sleep tight little guy.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Catch ya later dingleberry!
Huskar Bronze - ▶️ Heh heh heeh.
- ▶️ Ahh, this will please the gods.
Silver - ▶️ Well worth it.
- ▶️ Another life squandered.
Gold - ▶️ A fair trade!
- ▶️ My life now has meaning!
Platinum - ▶️ Is that all?
Master - ▶️ You gave all you could give but it was not enough.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Offering accepted.
Invoker Bronze - ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ ▶️ I will commit this to memory.
Silver - ▶️ ▶️ One of my favorites.
- ▶️ ▶️ Did I hear a squeak?
Gold - ▶️ ▶️ Fight me!
- ▶️ ▶️ Did I mix my magics?
Platinum - ▶️ ▶️ Profitable engagement.
Master - ▶️ Throughout the aeons I have been known by many names…but my true name of power…is Carl.
- ▶️ I was not content to wait aeons. Dangerous magics bring me here… to now.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance.
- ▶️ I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance.
Io Bronze - ▶️ Laughing Beeps
- ▶️ Thankful Beeps
Silver - Denying Beeps
- Friendly Beeps
Gold - ▶️ Triumphant Beeps
- ▶️ Sorrowful Beeps
Platinum - ▶️ Angry Beeps
Master - ▶️ Meditative Beeps
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ominous beeps
Jakiro Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Cheers.
Silver - ▶️ This changes everything.
- ▶️ Burninated.
Gold - ▶️ Now we're talking.
- ▶️ We'll see about that.
Platinum - ▶️ We are not amused.
Master - ▶️ That was cold blooded.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Hot damn.
Juggernaut Bronze - ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha ha, haaa!
- ▶️ ▶️ Oh.. that's nice.
Silver - ▶️ ▶️ Mmm, looking good.
- ▶️ ▶️ You will be forever alone.
Gold - ▶️ ▶️ It's all falling into place.
- ▶️ ▶️ I'll be back to finish this later.
Platinum - ▶️ ▶️ There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.
Master - ▶️ ▶️ Mmm, snazzy.
Grandmaster - ▶️ ▶️ How many blades am I holding up?
Keeper of the Light Bronze - ▶️ Eh hee hee hee hee hee.
- ▶️ May the light keep you.
Silver - ▶️ No mana.
- ▶️ Really now, you should have seen that coming.
Gold - ▶️ Get off my lawn…eh, what's a lawn?
- ▶️ My horse says nay and so do I.
Platinum - ▶️ Lights out for you.
Master - ▶️ Do not fear the light—fear me!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Kundalini!
Kunkka Bronze - ▶️ he-hu-hu-hu-hu-huhhuha!
- ▶️ You're a trusty mate!
Silver - ▶️ Straight to the bottom with ya!
- ▶️ You don't have the sand.
Gold - ▶️ Heh! Man overboard!
- ▶️ You're all washed up!
Platinum - ▶️ Just to be clear, if I call you mate, I don't mean it literally.
Master - ▶️ You set sail for fail.
Grandmaster - ▶️ No room to swing a cat in this crowd.
Legion Commander Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Not bad at all!
Silver - ▶️ Try harder.
- ▶️ Sound strategy.
Gold - ▶️ Nice mustache.
- ▶️ I will tear you apart!
Platinum - ▶️ Son of a…!
Master - ▶️ That escalated quickly!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Augh!
Leshrac Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ To a future of grief.
Silver - ▶️ Have a little humility.
- ▶️ Two legged abomination.
Gold - ▶️ I'll take that.
- ▶️ Ah, all in service to imbalance.
Platinum - ▶️ A foregone conclusion.
Master - ▶️ A thousand of your kind have fallen before me.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ah ha ha! A world out of balance!
Lich Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Stay frosty!
Silver - ▶️ Watch your step, it's six feet down.
- ▶️ Can't kill the dead.
Gold - ▶️ Does it tingle?
- ▶️ Feel my cold embrace!
Platinum - ▶️ Who's the number one now?
Master - ▶️ Ah, IceFrog!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ha ha! Who's ready for a cold one?
Lifestealer Bronze - ▶️ Ha! Ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ This pleases the Master.
Silver - ▶️ Surprise!
- ▶️ The master is here!
Gold - ▶️ Alone with my rage!
- ▶️ Sweet, sweet violence.
Platinum - ▶️ You feel the red hand of death.
Master - ▶️ Ta-da!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Life, given freely?
Lina Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ That was hot!
Silver - ▶️ Burns, doesn't it?
- ▶️ That wasn't too bright.
Gold - ▶️ Wanna play with fire?
- ▶️ What a punk.
Platinum - ▶️ What in the blazes?
Master - ▶️ Come to mama!
Grandmaster - ▶️ It's not the heat, it's the humiliation.
Lion Bronze - ▶️ Who-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-he-hawha!
- ▶️ Oh, hell yes.
Silver - ▶️ Ah, sorry to disappoint you.
- ▶️ You thought to tame the lion?
Gold - ▶️ Feel the rage of a mage!
- ▶️ To hell with you!
Platinum - ▶️ I've got the magic touch.
Master - ▶️ I've been to hell and back, and back to hell…and back.
Grandmaster - ▶️ When you get to hell, tell them I sent you.
Lone Druid Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha hah!
- ▶️ Skill comes with age!
Silver - ▶️ Ah, my old self!
- ▶️ Synergy!
Gold - ▶️ I should know better by now.
- ▶️ A worthy exchange.
Platinum - ▶️ What have you done?
Master - ▶️ Auuuuuhhh!
Grandmaster - ▶️ This burden may be more than I can bear. Heh.
Luna Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Blessings upon a loyal warrior.
Silver - ▶️ Interesting!
- ▶️ Lost in the woods, are you?
Gold - ▶️ Scratch that idea!
- ▶️ Isn't that a pretty thing!
Platinum - ▶️ Piece of shite wizard.
Master - ▶️ Let the sky tear down the unworthy!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Poor wee thing.
Lycan Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ You fought well and true.
Silver - ▶️ Go ahead, just try to kill me!
- ▶️ Ha! That was a mauling.
Gold - ▶️ I am the alpha wolf.
- ▶️ The wolf is at your door.
Platinum - ▶️ Wolves need no armor.
Master - ▶️ I've taken a Lycan to you. Ha ha ha ha ha.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Tasty morsel.
Magnus Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Yes, this will do just fine.
Silver - ▶️ Are you kidding me?
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha! What did you expect?
Gold - ▶️ This is bullshit!
- ▶️ All in a day's work.
Platinum - ▶️ How shameful.
Master - ▶️ I tell you what. You touch my horn, I break your face.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Was there ever any doubt?
Mars Bronze - ▶️ Huh huh. Aha ha hahah ah ahaha!
- ▶️ 240 My thanks will come later, when you least expect it.
Silver - ▶️ Ugh, that's no good.
- ▶️ Ha ha ha! I'll always remember how foolish you looked...
Gold - ▶️ The only one surprised by this is you.
- ▶️ FIIIGHT MEEE!
Platinum - ▶️ DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA! DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA!
Master - ▶️ THIS IS DOOOOTAAAAA!
Grandmaster - ▶️ WITNESS MEEEE!
Marci Bronze - Todo
- Todo
Silver - Todo
- Todo
Gold - Todo
- Todo
Platinum - Todo
Master - Todo
Grandmaster - Todo
Medusa Bronze - ▶️ Hmm hmm hmm ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Brilliant.
Silver - ▶️ In your face.
- ▶️ Don't resist the cobra, little bird.
Gold - ▶️ Oh, crap!
- ▶️ You knew I was cold-blooded.
Platinum - ▶️ Nobody look at anybody!
Master - ▶️ Gaze upon Medusa's beauty, and despair!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Whatever will I do with you?
Meepo Bronze - ▶️ Hnya Hnyahnyaha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Now that's what I'm talking about!
Silver - ▶️ How ya doin?
- ▶️ Ah for cryin' out loud!
Gold - ▶️ Hey what kind of scam you running here?
- ▶️ This is a real freakin' embarrasment.
Platinum - ▶️ I feel fine. Don't know what everyone's worried about.
Master - ▶️ Freakin' unbelievable.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I guess size ain't everything, eh? Eh!? Ha ha ha aww it is.
Mirana Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ A gift from the night!
Silver - ▶️ Catch us if you can!
- ▶️ You have learned nothing.
Gold - ▶️ Nicely done!
- ▶️ Run like the dogs you are!
Platinum - ▶️ Here, kitty-kitty-kitty….
Master - ▶️ It was not luck but skill!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Mee-ow!
Monkey King Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Woohoohoohoo. Ohhh heee.
- ▶️ This'll work.
Silver - ▶️ I feel better already.
- ▶️ This was over before it started.
Gold - ▶️ Ok, that was unexpected.
- ▶️ Alright.
Platinum - ▶️ I'll pretend I didn't enjoy this.
Master - ▶️ Ohh, I'll be signing autographs out front.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Hey, you're almost as good as me.
Morphling Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ I like what I see.
Silver - ▶️ You're in over your head.
- ▶️ Boiling rage!
Gold - ▶️ Always refreshing.
- ▶️ The tide has turned!
Platinum - ▶️ Didn't you see me waving?
Master - ▶️ You're washed up!
Grandmaster - ▶️ H Two Owned.
Naga Siren Bronze - ▶️ Ahehehaheh.
- ▶️ That went swimmingly.
Silver - ▶️ A sour note.
- ▶️ You're in deep now.
Gold - ▶️ That's enough out of you.
- ▶️ That's got to suck.
Platinum - ▶️ It had to be.
Master - ▶️ My legs! I can't feel my legs.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Wave goodbye!
Nature's Prophet Bronze - ▶️ Ma ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Admirable.
Silver - ▶️ Hmhmhm. Well, well.
- ▶️ Feed the trees.
Gold - ▶️ I'll tear you limb from limb.
- ▶️ Very nice.
Platinum - ▶️ Aww… Too bad.
Master - ▶️ New life will make its home amongst your bones.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ah, the sun in my leaves.
Necrophos Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Breathe it in.
Silver - ▶️ That was costly.
- ▶️ The stench of death is upon you.
Gold - ▶️ What do you mean, cheer up? I'm quite cheerful.
- ▶️ It's all gone rotten.
Platinum - ▶️ To your health. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Master - ▶️ I am the rotten apple that spoils the bunch.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Oh, this is sick!
Night Stalker Bronze - ▶️ Heh heh heh hah heh hehhhh.
- ▶️ Now they will suffer.
Silver - ▶️ Your nightmare continues.
- ▶️ Just what I needed!
Gold - ▶️ There's no escape.
- ▶️ Darkness hungers.
Platinum - ▶️ It's feeding time.
Master - ▶️ I'm the beast of bedtime tales.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Nighty night.
Nyx Assassin Bronze - ▶️ Heehehheh Nyx, Nyx.
- ▶️ Nice.
Silver - ▶️ How did this happen?
- ▶️ Talentless.
Gold - ▶️ Nyx chichcichcihcihchi.
- ▶️ I'm waiting for you.
Platinum - ▶️ Assassinated.
Master - ▶️ Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx.
Grandmaster - ▶️ You almost had it.
Ogre Magi Bronze - ▶️ Hee hee he he he he he aha ha… What're we laughing about?
- ▶️ That was skill all right. Pure skill.
Silver - ▶️ Ye gods, how'd that happen? What the. Who'd the. How'd that happen?
- ▶️ Expertise! From the experts.
Gold - ▶️ Good work. I thought that was you.
- ▶️ You need to work on your skill. Like us.
Platinum - ▶️ We gave you a head start!
Master - ▶️ That had to hurt. I almost feel bad.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Oh, skillshot! Not luck at all.
Omniknight Bronze - ▶️ Mehooweheh hwh hew.
- ▶️ Beautiful.
Silver - ▶️ Nailed it.
- ▶️ Another stain on the battlefield.
Gold - ▶️ Your guilt weighs heavily.
- ▶️ Be at peace you wretched fool.
Platinum - ▶️ You chose poorly.
Master - ▶️ The All-knowing One senses your regret.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Judgment comes!
Oracle Bronze - ▶️ He ha ha he ha ha!
- ▶️ Faith in fate restored.
Silver - ▶️ I want to die.
- ▶️ I saw that.
Gold - ▶️ I am shocked. Shocked!
- ▶️ That was odd indeed!
Platinum - ▶️ Even you should've seen that coming. But you didn't.
Master - ▶️ You will die in a house fire.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I admit this comes as a huge surprise.
Outworld Destroyer Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ I have solid intelligence on what is to come.
Silver - ▶️ My purpose fulfilled.
- ▶️ Your future is grim.
Gold - ▶️ This changes nothing.
- ▶️ You let yourself get carried away.
Platinum - ▶️ I am ill disposed towards you.
Master - ▶️ You're insane.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I could hear your caterwauling from clear out on the rim.
Pangolier Bronze - ▶️ Aaaah ha hahahaha hahahaaa huu.
- ▶️ Was that intentional? It looked intentional.
Silver - ▶️ Were you watching? That's how it's done.
- ▶️ Try a bit harder next time…
Gold - ▶️ That does not look good.
- ▶️ So this whole mess is all your fault?
Platinum - ▶️ Now it's just unfair.
Master - ▶️ Beep beep!
Grandmaster - ▶️ You broke my fall perfectly!
Phantom Assassin Bronze - ▶️ Ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Mmm, divine.
Silver - ▶️ All according to plan.
- ▶️ Death at my hands is an honor.
Gold - ▶️ That went well, I think.
- ▶️ How many daggers am I holding up?
Platinum - ▶️ Ha, ahhh, ha ha, no no no.
Master - ▶️ I'm an immaterial girl!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Something in your eye?
Phantom Lancer Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ What an amazing thing!
Silver - ▶️ Such simple minds.
- ▶️ We come for you!
Gold - ▶️ Now this is just silly.
- ▶️ We have more where that came from.
Platinum - ▶️ Numbers have accomplished what strategy alone could not.
Master - ▶️ We outnumbered you. We outnumber them all!
Grandmaster - ▶️ From one: an army.
Phoenix Bronze - ▶️ Laughing Squawk
- ▶️ Thankful Squawk
Silver - ▶️ Denying Squawk
- ▶️ Triumphant Squawk
Gold - ▶️ Sorrowful Squawk
- ▶️ Taunting Squawk
Platinum - ▶️ Angry Squawk
Master - ▶️ Contented Squawk
Grandmaster - ▶️ Battle squawk
Puck Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ Ah, nothing like the feel of a fresh molt.
Silver - ▶️ You might wish to retract your last move.
- ▶️ Greetings!
Gold - ▶️ Someone chose a poor time to put me out of commission.
- ▶️ The greatest tragedy of our eon.
Platinum - ▶️ Was that smart?
Master - ▶️ I am unfamiliar with this feeling. Is it joy?
Grandmaster - ▶️ I find myself strangely drawn to this odd configuration of activity.
Pudge Bronze - ▶️ Hm hm hm hm ha ha ha.
- ▶️ That's a bit of all right.
Silver - ▶️ Oops. Was that me?
- ▶️ Time for a little butchery!
Gold - ▶️ Nothing better than a nice raw liver.
- ▶️ Whateva.
Platinum - ▶️ Delicious…
Master - ▶️ You'll look good with an apple in yer mouth!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Oh, kidneys. Kidneys is nice.
Pugna Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ Ah, this is going to be good.
Silver - ▶️ You're only making it worse.
- ▶️ Aw, did I do that?
Gold - ▶️ Anyone miss me?
- ▶️ Time to earn myself a bad reputation.
Platinum - ▶️ You did that to yourself.
Master - ▶️ You're wasting your life.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Oh don't take it personally.
Queen of Pain Bronze - ▶️ Uh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ There will be pain, there will be screaming.
Silver - ▶️ You hurt the ones you love.
- ▶️ That was perfect.
Gold - ▶️ Does this hurt?
- ▶️ I love it when you resist.
Platinum - ▶️ You want me? Come get me.
Master - ▶️ I know I'm a pain, but you love me anyway.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I'm sorry, did you say stop?
Razor Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ I sense a connection between us!
Silver - ▶️ You can run. You should run.
- ▶️ You are dead. Dead.
Gold - ▶️ Your ashes will fall like rain.
- ▶️ Shocking.
Platinum - ▶️ This will only hurt forever.
Master - ▶️ Zapped your ass!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ah ahaha ha! You forgot to ground me!
Riki Bronze - ▶️ Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
- ▶️ Contract complete.
Silver - ▶️ Heh-ho, you didn't see that coming.
- ▶️ Why prolong the inevitable?
Gold - ▶️ Peek-aboo.
- ▶️ If you can see me, you're already dead.
Platinum - ▶️ I've been here the whole time.
Master - ▶️ Oh you're dead. What a surprise.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Sneaky, aren't I?
Rubick Bronze - ▶️ ▶️ Ah ha ha! Eh he he he he he he he he he!
- ▶️ ▶️ Excellent idea!
Silver - ▶️ ▶️ I almost feel bad.
- ▶️ ▶️ That perked me up a bit!
Gold - ▶️ ▶️ Your name offends me.
- ▶️ ▶️ What a surprise!
Platinum - ▶️ ▶️ Whoops!
Master - ▶️ ▶️ Exquisite! Absolutely exquisite!
Grandmaster - ▶️ ▶️ Yoink!
Sand King Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ You have done a great service.
Silver - ▶️ Stings, don't it?
- ▶️ Bow to your liege.
Gold - ▶️ A Sandy V-V-Victory!
- ▶️ Where do you think you're going?
Platinum - ▶️ You were expecting…Sandy Claws?
Master - ▶️ It's good to be King!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Sand and deliver!
Shadow Demon Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ And they thought it could get no darker.
Silver - ▶️ You conspired against me.
- ▶️ Izh vo'acha nesh.
Gold - ▶️ Fall before me!
- ▶️ Just your bad luck.
Platinum - ▶️ Bow down.
Master - ▶️ Cry some more.
Grandmaster - ▶️ That's it: You're out of the cult.
Shadow Fiend Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Well bless your soul.
Silver - ▶️ Outplayed.
- ▶️ A beautiful soul for my collection.
Gold - ▶️ Fear my presence.
- ▶️ I'll take it.
Platinum - ▶️ You can never hide!
Master - ▶️ Ozh icha gluth izh sol.
Grandmaster - ▶️ It's true, I have the soul of a poet. I just can't remember where I put it.
Shadow Shaman Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha!
- ▶️ My prayers are answered.
Silver - ▶️ Bukaw, bukaw!
- ▶️ I see for you a future full of death!
Gold - ▶️ You're not going anywhere.
- ▶️ Heh ha ha hah, how refreshing!
Platinum - ▶️ Tastes like chicken!
Master - ▶️ Au-mosu-atikanu!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Beat you like a drum!
Silencer Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha.
- ▶️ You almost had that.
Silver - ▶️ The silence deepens.
- ▶️ Calm yourselves.
Gold - ▶️ What a racket.
- ▶️ Silence, fool!
Platinum - ▶️ All for naught.
Master - ▶️ Shhh, did you hear something?
Grandmaster - ▶️ What is that horrible noise?
Skywrath Mage Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha!
- ▶️ I shall not report you.
Silver - ▶️ Down you go!
- ▶️ Ai, me!
Gold - ▶️ That my friend was a mistake.
- ▶️ Twas honorably done.
Platinum - ▶️ The skies are dark with Skywrath power!
Master - ▶️ From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Hayah!
Slardar Bronze - ▶️ Heh heeh heh hah hah ha hah hah!
- ▶️ Total spawnage.
Silver - ▶️ My deepest sympathies.
- ▶️ I came a long way to see you die.
Gold - ▶️ You won't escape.
- ▶️ Jig's up.
Platinum - ▶️ You were out of your depth.
Master - ▶️ Oh, how the deep ones will feast!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Schooled you good.
Slark Bronze - ▶️ hua hehehehe haha hihi.
- ▶️ I know I can trust you guys.
Silver - ▶️ Oh that's very nice.
- ▶️ I can't hear you.
Gold - ▶️ Well that went bad quickly.
- ▶️ You took the bait.
Platinum - ▶️ Oh this makes it all worthwhile.
Master - ▶️ On your belly and crawl.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Here, fishy-fishy.
Snapfire Bronze - ▶️ Hoo hoo hoo ah ha ha!
- ▶️ Why thank you!
Silver - ▶️ Yeee-haw!
- ▶️ Who wants cookies? Well too bad!
Gold - ▶️ Don't you sass me.
- ▶️ There's too many darn wizards!
Platinum - ▶️ I won't eat you, dear. But Mortimer might.
Master - ▶️ You looking for cookin tips, violence, or both?
Grandmaster - ▶️ Yee haw! Job's done before ya know it!
Sniper Bronze - ▶️ Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
- ▶️ Target practice, payin' off!
Silver - ▶️ What the---?
- ▶️ Say goodbye to your head!
Gold - ▶️ Dance! Ha ha ha ha! Dance!
- ▶️ Why am I smiling? This is what trigger-happy looks like.
Platinum - ▶️ What a dum-dum!
Master - ▶️ Ho ho ha ha!
Grandmaster - ▶️ He shoots, he scores!
Spectre Bronze - ▶️ Laughter
- ▶️ Ehha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Mercurial's Call equipped)
- ▶️ I'll stand by you.
- ▶️ Disperse! (Mercurial's Call equipped)
Silver - ▶️ Wrong.
- ▶️ Denied. (Mercurial's Call equipped)
- ▶️ I do not understand.
- ▶️ Ahhh… (Mercurial's Call equipped)
Gold - ▶️ What is this?
- ▶️ Pitiful. (Mercurial's Call equipped)
- ▶️ A useful skill.
- ▶️ A rune to slay all foes. (Mercurial's Call equipped)
Platinum - ▶️ Can no one understand me?
- ▶️ Inertia ends. (Mercurial's Call equipped)
Master - ▶️ Miserable and ignorant.
- ▶️ Miserable thing. (Mercurial's Call equipped)
Grandmaster - ▶️ What strange properties this world has.
- ▶️ What world is this? (Mercurial's Call equipped)
Spirit Breaker Bronze - ▶️ Whoheheheahahah.
- ▶️ Hah, it's all coming together!
Silver - ▶️ Stunning, isn't it.
- ▶️ My patience is rewarded.
Gold - ▶️ There's no escaping me.
- ▶️ That did not go as expected.
Platinum - ▶️ That's the spirit.
Master - ▶️ This is complete and utter bullshit!
Grandmaster - ▶️ And there I go. Psyche!
Storm Spirit Bronze - ▶️ Hm hm hm hm hee hee hee ha ha.
- ▶️ That's the spirit!
Silver - ▶️ You blew it!
- ▶️ I love this part!
Gold - ▶️ Lookin for me?
- ▶️ Told you a storm was coming!
Platinum - ▶️ Looking good!
Master - ▶️ Glorious!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ooh, who's that handsome devil?
Sven Bronze - ▶️ Ahh ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ You are a true friend.
Silver - ▶️ You look stunned.
- ▶️ Rogue Knight claims another.
Gold - ▶️ You deserved it.
- ▶️ My honor compels me…to gloat.
Platinum - ▶️ An expected outcome.
Master - ▶️ Hm…now what did we learn from this.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I'm going to count to one. One.
Techies Bronze - ▶️ He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Fun! Huhuhu!
Silver - ▶️ I was told there'd be a mushroom cloud!
- ▶️ Oh crap!
Gold - ▶️ Where'd he go? Everywhere!
- ▶️ Gotcha!
Platinum - ▶️ Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.
Master - ▶️ I can't believe that worked.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Bomb has been planted.
Templar Assassin Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ I'll take it.
Silver - ▶️ I saw that ending from miles away.
- ▶️ They'll never find your grave.
Gold - ▶️ It's a trap!
- ▶️ The mystery deepens.
Platinum - ▶️ Oh, snap!
Master - ▶️ Feed me if you must.
Grandmaster - ▶️ The only mystery is how you lasted so long.
Terrorblade Bronze - ▶️ Hehahahahahh.
- ▶️ What a handsome devil.
Silver - ▶️ Oh, they're gonna hate me for this.
- ▶️ Trick of the trade.
Gold - ▶️ Your own worst enemy.
- ▶️ Perhaps that wasn't wise.
Platinum - ▶️ A wise blade takes a fool's life.
Master - ▶️ Fight me, cowards!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting your…stop hitting yourself.
Tidehunter Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
- ▶️ We'll turn this tide to our advantage.
Silver - ▶️ You look ravaged.
- ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Now you're fish food.
Gold - ▶️ Ha ha! I could eat a walrus.
- ▶️ Put a cork in it.
Platinum - ▶️ Did you think I'd blunder? You must have mistaken me for Kunkka.
Master - ▶️ Who needs a big brain when you've got teeth like mine?
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ha ha ha! Women and children and Kunkka first.
Timbersaw Bronze - ▶️ He he he he he!
- ▶️ I almost trust you.
Silver - ▶️ You mad? Cuz I am! Hahah!
- ▶️ Oh yeah ha ha.
Gold - ▶️ Oh! Oh! Oh-oh-you see this? You see? Oh this is what I've always wanted! Oh I'm so happy!
- ▶️ Oh God I think I'm going to be sick.
Platinum - ▶️ Saw that coming. Ha! Get it?
Master - ▶️ Run run run runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!
Grandmaster - ▶️ De-li-cious.
Tinker Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Your talents surpass your loveliness.
Silver - ▶️ Well isn't that something!
- ▶️ Pew, pew, pew pew pew!
Gold - ▶️ I predicted all of this you know, all of it!
- ▶️ That was genius!
Platinum - ▶️ I'm going to call that experiment, a failure.
Master - ▶️ You can keep your magic, I have laser beams!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Consider my curiosity, piqued!
Tiny Bronze - ▶️ Hahahahahahahaha.
- ▶️ Are you ready to rubble?
Silver - ▶️ Well, look at that.
- ▶️ Rock em, sock em!
Gold - ▶️ You got rocks in your head.
- ▶️ My apologies.
Platinum - ▶️ You haven't got the stones.
Master - ▶️ It's hard to be this good.
Grandmaster - ▶️ I peaked!
Treant Protector Bronze - ▶️ Ah ho ho ho hoooo ho ho ho hm hm hm.
- ▶️ I'm really freaking out.
Silver - ▶️ That's what happens when I rush.
- ▶️ Are you lost?
Gold - ▶️ Careful.
- ▶️ Trees can be ferocious if provoked.
Platinum - ▶️ Ah, fresh fertilizer.
Master - ▶️ Mmm? What happened?
Grandmaster - ▶️ A tree killed you. A tree!
Troll Warlord Bronze - ▶️ Yaaahahahaahhah.
- ▶️ Go crazy!
Silver - ▶️ Unfortunate.
- ▶️ Come back and die again.
Gold - ▶️ You've got to be kidding.
- ▶️ Try not to feed.
Platinum - ▶️ This can't be happening.
Master - ▶️ Why doesn't anybody like me?
Grandmaster - ▶️ Oh, come on!
Tusk Bronze - ▶️ Oh boy! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Fist bump!
Silver - ▶️ Well I tried.
- ▶️ Are you okay?
Gold - ▶️ Dohmvzm!
- ▶️ Tusky-duskie.
Platinum - ▶️ Oh, that had to hurt!
Master - ▶️ That was a big ball of failure.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Ta-da!
Underlord Bronze - ▶️ Aaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
- ▶️ I do not thank.
Silver - ▶️ Curses!
- ▶️ Oh yes.
Gold - ▶️ Insignificant.
- ▶️ Bow to your new lord.
Platinum - ▶️ There is no hope.
Master - ▶️ Hold on to your butts!
Grandmaster - ▶️ What's the matter? Ha ha ha ha ha!
Undying Bronze - ▶️ Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Tktktk sing your praises.
Silver - ▶️ The maggots clean you.
- ▶️ I hate life.
Gold - ▶️ No brains.
- ▶️ No hells. No heavens. Only this…
Platinum - ▶️ Not feed.
Master - ▶️ I need… gummy vitamins.
Grandmaster - ▶️ You must be this tall to die.
Ursa Bronze - ▶️ Hah! Hah! Hah-hah-hah!
- ▶️ Is it spring already?
Silver - ▶️ A loss so small, the world will hardly notice.
- ▶️ A poor defense.
Gold - ▶️ Fuzzy Wuzzy!
- ▶️ How is it you heard not my warnings?
Platinum - ▶️ Sweet as honey.
Master - ▶️ Mtlap tlap, not bad! Sllleup tlap tlap tlap.
Grandmaster - ▶️ For the cubs!
Vengeful Spirit Bronze - ▶️ Mwahahaha!
- ▶️ So sweet…
Silver - ▶️ What…?
- ▶️ I feel better already.
Gold - ▶️ Swapsies!
- ▶️ Mwahahhahahahahahaha!
Platinum - ▶️ Prepare for the wave of terror: boo!
Master - ▶️ The pain of my enemies is the only pleasure left to me.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Revenge is a dish best served NOW.
Venomancer Bronze - ▶️ Sss eh he he he he.
- ▶️ Plague our enemies!
Silver - ▶️ Oh, costly.
- ▶️ Nothing touches the heart like my venom.
Gold - ▶️ Ssss, that burns.
- ▶️ You can't run from the venomous one!
Platinum - ▶️ I owe it all to me.
Master - ▶️ Ah, sweet toxicity!
Grandmaster - ▶️ I'm a perfect 10…on the pain scale.
Viper Bronze - ▶️ Tehehehehar.
- ▶️ Air support arrives.
Silver - ▶️ Close but not quite.
- ▶️ Death…from above.
Gold - ▶️ I fly into a rage.
- ▶️ There are better deaths.
Platinum - ▶️ Burns…doesn't it?
Master - ▶️ Who needs legs, when you got wings?
Grandmaster - ▶️ Blewhehowowoe.
Visage Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Visage like.
Silver - ▶️ You again?
- ▶️ And so you die.
Gold - ▶️ I have failed.
- ▶️ You shall not pass!
Platinum - ▶️ Ahh this is much better.
Master - ▶️ I am the unyielding face of death.
Grandmaster - ▶️ In an eternity of watching, I have seen none like it.
Void Spirit Bronze - ▶️ Hn ha ha ha ha ha.
- ▶️ This pleases me to no end.
Silver - ▶️ I sense...distortions in the void.
- ▶️ Your anger is useless here.
Gold - ▶️ Rest easy, child.
- ▶️ Such a limited imagination you have.
Platinum - ▶️ Living things die.
Master - ▶️ How can you carry hope in the face of the void?
Grandmaster - ▶️ I must admit to enjoying that.
Warlock Bronze - ▶️ Ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Let chaos reign!
Silver - ▶️ Really? You just did that?
- ▶️ I feed you to my fiends.
Gold - ▶️ Zan korobos kor koramord!
- ▶️ Another name in my grimoire.
Platinum - ▶️ Pipsqueak.
Master - ▶️ Can you believe this? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Have you ever seen this many demons?
Weaver Bronze - ▶️ Hehehhehah!
- ▶️ The pattern is complete.
Silver - ▶️ You thought you had me, didn't you?
- ▶️ I'm sensing a pattern here.
Gold - ▶️ There's a snag in your plans.
- ▶️ A pattern repeats.
Platinum - ▶️ A feast for my beetles.
Master - ▶️ Ho, snap!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Shuttle and loom, I weave your doom.
Windranger Bronze - ▶️ Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- ▶️ Easy breezy
Silver - ▶️ I don't think so.
- ▶️ Could be worse. Oh, wait, no it couldn't.
Gold - ▶️ You're not going anywhere.
- ▶️ If you weren't so damned dead, I'd shoot you again.
Platinum - ▶️ Tell me this did not just happen.
Master - ▶️ I blow you a kiss.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Buh-bye!
Winter Wyvern Bronze - ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ Wonderful!
Silver - ▶️ Chill, baby.
- ▶️ That was not wise!
Gold - ▶️ Poor dear.
- ▶️ Never ask a wyvern why.
Platinum - ▶️ Well deserved!
Master - ▶️ Ah, I've never felt this good! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Grandmaster - ▶️ Wyvern? Why not.
Witch Doctor Bronze - ▶️ Hoo hah hoo hoo hah.
- ▶️ Feeling good, man.
Silver - ▶️ Wait for it…wait for it…
- ▶️ Dat make a big mess.
Gold - ▶️ Someone call de doctor?
- ▶️ Oh, look at it go.
Platinum - ▶️ Stick a bone in it. You're done.
Master - ▶️ Oyeaaaaah.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Abutalabashuneba.
Wraith King Bronze - ▶️ AH HA HA HA HA!
- ▶️ I'LL HELP MY WEAK AND PUNY ALLIES WHERE I CAN.
Silver - ▶️ SO WHAT IF I SWAGGER?
- ▶️ TAKE A KNEE, PEASANT.
Gold - ▶️ VERY NICE.
- ▶️ I MISS MY BONES.
Platinum - ▶️ I NOW HAVE ALL THE SEXY.
Master - ▶️ WELCOME TO ALL MY NEW SUBJECTS. NOW LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
Grandmaster - ▶️ Guys? Guys?!
Zeus Bronze - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
- ▶️ By my whiskers, that's good stuff!
Silver - ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha. Well what did you expect?
- ▶️ Wait for it!
Gold - ▶️ That's all it takes to kill you?
- ▶️ Oh…this can't be good.
Platinum - ▶️ Thunderous applause!
Master - ▶️ Did you think you could hide from a god?
Grandmaster - ▶️ God's gift to the world: Me.
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