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Hero Tiers Lines Abaddon Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ The House Avernus will disown me for that.

Silver

• ▶️ Never.
• ▶️ Bow to your lord.

Gold

• ▶️ How can such a thing be?
• ▶️ In the mists of time you are but a blur.

Platinum

• ▶️ By what right do you tread here?

Master

• ▶️ The fog of war is no match for the mist of fate.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Oh no you di'nt.

Alchemist Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ We've got pretty good chemistry.

Silver

• ▶️ That was genius!
• ▶️ Hey, everybody!

Gold

• ▶️ Talk about overreacting.
• ▶️ I can't believe I'm seeing this with my own eyes!

Platinum

• ▶️ What a mess!

Master

• ▶️ Failure is just another kind of success. The wrong kind.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I can't feel my legs.

Ancient Apparition Bronze

• ▶️ Hm hm hm ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Interesting.

Silver

• ▶️ A cold wind blows.
• ▶️ Your blood runs cold.

Gold

• ▶️ I'm too old for this!
• ▶️ I waited ages but it was worth it.

Platinum

• ▶️ Time to break the ice!

Master

• ▶️ Icefog!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ No shard feelings. Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm.

Anti-Mage Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ I'll give them a drubbing they'll not soon forget!
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Neh hah ha ha ha haa.
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) I don't bow to magic.

Silver

• ▶️ Are you even trying?
• ▶️ Magic is an abomination.
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Do you even practice?
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Crushing dreams is kind of my job.

Gold

• ▶️ A disappointment.
• ▶️ Magic thyself out of that.
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Yep, and the world is a messed up place.
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) What can I say? I'm gifted.

Platinum

• ▶️ Thou art damned!
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) This is the part where I embarrass you before you die.

Master

• ▶️ Send thy Dead God's legions, I will put them all to death.
• ▶️ (The Disciple's Path) Did you hear the one about how magic sucks?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Thou and I must have a frank discussion.

Arc Warden Bronze

• ▶️ Hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm hm.
• ▶️ Your grace is noted.

Silver

• ▶️ Do not be selfish.
• ▶️ Busted.

Gold

• ▶️ What have you done?
• ▶️ A mere diversion.

Platinum

• ▶️ Frowny face.

Master

• ▶️ You do not have to be mad.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You will just have to accept this, and move on.

Axe Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Axe likes this very much.

Silver

• ▶️ You deserve nothing!
• ▶️ You fought badly—died worse.

Gold

• ▶️ I said good day, sir!
• ▶️ Axe misjudged?

Platinum

• ▶️ Axe has no time for all this jibber jabber.

Master

• ▶️ What happened? Axe happened!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Axe-actly!

Bane Bronze

• ▶️ Nya ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ You're so nice.

Silver

• ▶️ Better luck next time.
• ▶️ Bane of your existence…

Gold

• ▶️ I've been dreaming of this moment.
• ▶️ Fair exchange.

Platinum

• ▶️ Now your nightmare lasts forever!

Master

• ▶️ Ah ya ya ya ya ya yai eeyas!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Some dreams never die! Ahahahahahah!

Batrider Bronze

• ▶️ He ha ha!
• ▶️ Ah, that's what I'm talking about!

Silver

• ▶️ This is gonna sting.
• ▶️ That was lame.

Gold

• ▶️ Life just got interesting!
• ▶️ I'm sappin' your will to live!

Platinum

• ▶️ Whoa, sick burn!

Master

• ▶️ Aw yeah, off we ride into the sunset.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ A message from on high: You're dead!

Beastmaster Bronze

• ▶️ Howeh heh heh eh hah heh heh heh.
• ▶️ Sic 'Em!

Silver

• ▶️ I'll be creeping while you are sleeping.
• ▶️ The worms will have you.

Gold

• ▶️ A strict no-kill policy.
• ▶️ Aroo arooew!

Platinum

• ▶️ Hmm, wish I'd learned how to read.

Master

• ▶️ Hoo hoo hoo.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ It's not the size of the beast in the fight but…well, actually, size kinda helps.

Bloodseeker Bronze

• ▶️ Hmm-heh-heh-heh-heh-ha!
• ▶️ So much blood.

Silver

• ▶️ No blood for you.
• ▶️ I'm seeing red…and it's amazing!

Gold

• ▶️ Don't be negative…be positive!
• ▶️ Go ahead…run.

Platinum

• ▶️ Lie down…have a cookie.

Master

• ▶️ Over the field of battle, the smell of blood rises like a promise.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ My drive for blood has found a donor!

Bounty Hunter Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ My allies have earned their keep.

Silver

• ▶️ How many of you do I have to kill?
• ▶️ Just business, nothing personal.

Gold

• ▶️ A wise hunter knows patience.
• ▶️ Stings, don't it?

Platinum

• ▶️ They'll tell tales of this.

Master

• ▶️ You can run but you can't hide.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ka-ching! Your bounty is mine.

Brewmaster Bronze

• ▶️ Hehaahehah.
• ▶️ Ah, I love you guys.

Silver

• ▶️ Better luck next time.
• ▶️ Now I'm feeling it.

Gold

• ▶️ Oh, so bubbly!
• ▶️ What's wrong? Can't hold your liquor? . . Hello?

Platinum

• ▶️ It's happy hour!

Master

• ▶️ What kind of pub is this?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Having trouble seeing straight?

Bristleback Bronze

• ▶️ Hehey hahaha.
• ▶️ Bright and breezy.

Silver

• ▶️ Ah, now I feel better.
• ▶️ Oooh, that's lovely that is.

Gold

• ▶️ No way.
• ▶️ Oh, you want some of this… eh?

Platinum

• ▶️ Well, what have we here.

Master

• ▶️ Who's squealing now, eh? Ha, aha ha heh.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Oy, oy, oy, save some of that keg for me, will ya, lads?

Broodmother Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ What a lovely brood.

Silver

• ▶️ I need this like I need another pair of legs.
• ▶️ Delicious.

Gold

• ▶️ You're not afraid of spiders, are you?
• ▶️ Don't die, my darlings.

Platinum

• ▶️ Oh so beautiful.

Master

• ▶️ Sss-sss-ssslurp!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ My palps are all atingle.

Centaur Warrunner Bronze

• ▶️ Heheeeh hahah ehha.
• ▶️ I shall honor your name.

Silver

• ▶️ Stomped.
• ▶️ Mmmmm.

Gold

• ▶️ What a waste.
• ▶️ Back to hell with you.

Platinum

• ▶️ Hurts you more than it hurts me.

Master

• ▶️ Oh, yes, fear my hoofbeats.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I forgot about the kick on that one.

Chaos Knight Bronze

• ▶️ Oo ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Yes. Yes!

Silver

• ▶️ I consign you to dust.
• ▶️ You were no match.

Gold

• ▶️ Your reputation precedes you.
• ▶️ Where ride the horsemen, death shall follow.

Platinum

• ▶️ Long have I waited.

Master

• ▶️ We descend into chaos.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Chaos is Fun…damental.

Chen Bronze

• ▶️ Hehehmehmehmmm.
• ▶️ Oh, thank God.

Silver

• ▶️ Can't escape your sins.
• ▶️ Found unworthy.

Gold

• ▶️ What blasphemy is this?
• ▶️ The time draws nigh.

Platinum

• ▶️ The persecution starts now!

Master

• ▶️ A fulfillment of the prophecy.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Say your prayers.

Clinkz Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ Well done.

Silver

• ▶️ You almost had it too.
• ▶️ I'll burn your body to ashes.

Gold

• ▶️ Fight fire with fire.
• ▶️ Thanks for the target practice.

Platinum

• ▶️ Yes!

Master

• ▶️ Fire grows hungrier the more it's fed.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Hot damn!

Clockwerk Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ That oughta rattle em, yeah!

Silver

• ▶️ Not what you expected?
• ▶️ Tell me someone saw that!

Gold

• ▶️ Ha, that tickles!
• ▶️ Whoa!

Platinum

• ▶️ Bleep bloop, I am a robot. Eh, just kidding.

Master

• ▶️ That is so metal!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Hard on the outside, but with a soft delicious center.

Crystal Maiden Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha
• ▶️ Very cool of you!

Silver

• ▶️ Now nobody wins!
• ▶️ You'll make a nice snow angel.

Gold

• ▶️ I've got goosebumps!
• ▶️ I didn't see that coming.

Platinum

• ▶️ It just keeps getting better.

Master

• ▶️ Is it cold in here or is it just me?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You only live ice…

Dark Seer Bronze

• ▶️ Heheh yeheheh hey heehhhe yehhey yehe heheh eheh yeh.
• ▶️ Very good.

Silver

• ▶️ Oh, you didn't see that coming, did you?
• ▶️ Your life, much like your head, lacked a point.

Gold

• ▶️ I cannot believe that worked.
• ▶️ Hoooahahaaaheeh.

Platinum

• ▶️ You've hit a wall.

Master

• ▶️ We are not so different, my enemies and I. Except my brain is much larger.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You're no peer of the seer.

Dark Willow Bronze

• ▶️ Hahahaha ah hahahaha ahh hahahaha!
• ▶️ Just what I was waiting for.

Silver

• ▶️ I won't lie. That was unexpected.
• ▶️ No. Just... no.

Gold

• ▶️ Never had a chance.
• ▶️ Oh-ho. Don't mind me. Just a wee fairy going about her business.

Platinum

• ▶️ I don't know what I was expecting.

Master

• ▶️ This makes absolutely no sense.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Are you ready to have some fun?

Dawnbreaker Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• ▶️ Thank you, you precious weak thing.

Silver

• ▶️ That's...a strange manner of conduct.
• ▶️ The lesson for you is never try.

Gold

• ▶️ Can you not make yourself better?
• ▶️ Even at a fraction of my best, I outshine you immeasurably.

Platinum

• ▶️ There are rules about that kind of thing where I come from.

Master

• ▶️ For how short your lives are, you've done quite well.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I don't need praise from you.

Dazzle Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha har ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Oh, what a beauty!

Silver

• ▶️ That's not right.
• ▶️ A dazzling death.

Gold

• ▶️ Charitable of you.
• ▶️ Jzap!

Platinum

• ▶️ Tricked you.

Master

• ▶️ That was almost a disaster.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ If killing you is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Death Prophet Bronze

• ▶️ Oh ah ha ha ha ha ha ho ho haa! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Well done, my beauties!

Silver

• ▶️ Not meant to be.
• ▶️ Poor dear.

Gold

• ▶️ How disappointing.
• ▶️ Come back to me! Come back to me!

Platinum

• ▶️ It did not take a prophet to see that coming.

Master

• ▶️ I died a little just now.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ No no. Tsk tsk tsk.

Disruptor Bronze

• ▶️ Heheha.
• ▶️ Now that's more like it.

Silver

• ▶️ I'm ecstatic!
• ▶️ What weathermancery is this?

Gold

• ▶️ Well, look at that.
• ▶️ They're trying to kill me.

Platinum

• ▶️ Did I interrupt you?

Master

• ▶️ I call down the thunder.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Feeling under the weather?

Doom Bronze

• ▶️ Heheh heh hah heh hah hah hah.
• ▶️ Oh, yes.

Silver

• ▶️ I gambled, you lost.
• ▶️ He he heh heh he, handsome devil, aren't I?

Gold

• ▶️ Well, hell's bells.
• ▶️ Oh, crap.

Platinum

• ▶️ Hemmehm, you were lucky this time.

Master

• ▶️ All hell's broken loose.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Mess with Doom, you get the horns.

Dragon Knight Bronze

• ▶️ Tehh, heh he huh heh heh huh.
• ▶️ In strength is victory.

Silver

• ▶️ Just what I've been waiting for.
• ▶️ You fought and died with honor.

Gold

• ▶️ I'll take that.
• ▶️ Live by the sword, die by the dragon.

Platinum

• ▶️ Of course.

Master

• ▶️ Face the knight, face the dragon.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Never make a deal with a dragon, unless you're prepared to keep your end of it.

Drow Ranger Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Another triumph!

Silver

• ▶️ You'll have to do better than that!
• ▶️ You were too noisy to live.

Gold

• ▶️ Amateur.
• ▶️ You die alone.

Platinum

• ▶️ This couldn't have ended any other way.

Master

• ▶️ Now that you're dead, I find it easy to respect you.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I thought they warned you not to speak with rangers.

Earth Spirit Bronze

• ▶️ Oh ho ho ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ You rock.

Silver

• ▶️ Yes, I just did that.
• ▶️ What?

Gold

• ▶️ Where did I go?
• ▶️ Perfect timing.

Platinum

• ▶️ Really? Really?

Master

• ▶️ Who dares face me now.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You are learned in the ways of dying.

Earthshaker Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ Let's shake things up!

Silver

• ▶️ Shocking…
• ▶️ It was your own damn fault.

Gold

• ▶️ Whoa… Aftershocks…
• ▶️ Slammin'…?

Platinum

• ▶️ It was getting far too crowded.

Master

• ▶️ There may be many earths, but there's only one Earthshaker.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Don't take that magnitude with me.

Elder Titan Bronze

• ▶️ Eh ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ Now shall the battle turn.

Silver

• ▶️ The Titan says no.
• ▶️ Get off my lawn!

Gold

• ▶️ What have I done now?
• ▶️ This bodes well.

Platinum

• ▶️ A pitiable attempt.

Master

• ▶️ You must learn respect for your elders.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ So puny compared to a Titan.

Ember Spirit Bronze

• ▶️ Eh he he he he he!
• ▶️ A flash of inspiration!

Silver

• ▶️ This reward transcends expectation!
• ▶️ Prepare for a lesson.

Gold

• ▶️ What did you learn?
• ▶️ Balance in all things.

Platinum

• ▶️ Even a master falters.

Master

• ▶️ Through anger lies failure.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ My favorite: medium rare!

Enchantress Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ I love winning!

Silver

• ▶️ Don't be mad.
• ▶️ It's just not fair.

Gold

• ▶️ Hilarious.
• ▶️ You did your best.

Platinum

• ▶️ Sproink.

Master

• ▶️ You know what I love? Everything!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You okay?

Enigma Bronze

• ▶️ He-he-huh-heh-heh.
• ▶️ Well, this is a paradox.

Silver

• ▶️ An astronomical price.
• ▶️ Stare into the abyss.

Gold

• ▶️ Silence is golden.
• ▶️ You are beneath me.

Platinum

• ▶️ A welcome manifestation of randomness.

Master

• ▶️ If light cannot escape me, what hope have you?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Is this real? Am I…real?

Faceless Void Bronze

• ▶️ Heh heh hah ha hah heh heah heh.
• ▶️ Just as I envisaged.

Silver

• ▶️ Some things were just not meant to be.
• ▶️ You lose face…and life.

Gold

• ▶️ You've been voided.
• ▶️ I can't bear to look.

Platinum

• ▶️ I may be faceless, but I'm not maceless.

Master

• ▶️ An eternity of embarrassment!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Where do you think you're going.

Grimstroke Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ Oh, that is too good.

Silver

• ▶️ You die, yet your failure lives on.
• ▶️ You should have known better.

Gold

• ▶️ These wretched fools have no idea.
• ▶️ Know your place.

Platinum

• ▶️ You've a mind like a child.

Master

• ▶️ Watch the master at work!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Aaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, my masterpiece!

Gyrocopter Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha! Wah haha ha ha! Ah ha hhuh.
• ▶️ Something for everybody!

Silver

• ▶️ Aaah phooey.
• ▶️ Lucky!

Gold

• ▶️ I'm getting too old for this horse shit.
• ▶️ Get off my lawn!

Platinum

• ▶️ That'll learn ya!

Master

• ▶️ I belong in the sky, and you belong in the ground.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Gagagagagagaga!

Hoodwink Bronze

• ▶️ Ha eh eh he he!
• ▶️ Proper skux.

Silver

• ▶️ Yeah nah , let's not.
• ▶️ Caught ya in your stubbies did we?

Gold

• ▶️ Did you fall out of the nest as a baby?
• ▶️ Starting to feel a bit nutty.

Platinum

• ▶️ Time to die!

Master

• ▶️ Sleep tight little guy.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Catch ya later dingleberry!

Huskar Bronze

• ▶️ Heh heh heeh.
• ▶️ Ahh, this will please the gods.

Silver

• ▶️ Well worth it.
• ▶️ Another life squandered.

Gold

• ▶️ A fair trade!
• ▶️ My life now has meaning!

Platinum

• ▶️ Is that all?

Master

• ▶️ You gave all you could give but it was not enough.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Offering accepted.

Invoker Bronze

• ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ ▶️ I will commit this to memory.

Silver

• ▶️ ▶️ One of my favorites.
• ▶️ ▶️ Did I hear a squeak?

Gold

• ▶️ ▶️ Fight me!
• ▶️ ▶️ Did I mix my magics?

Platinum

• ▶️ ▶️ Profitable engagement.

Master

• ▶️ Throughout the aeons I have been known by many names…but my true name of power…is Carl.
• ▶️ I was not content to wait aeons. Dangerous magics bring me here… to now.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance.
• ▶️ I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance.

Io Bronze

• ▶️ Laughing Beeps
• ▶️ Thankful Beeps

Silver

• Denying Beeps
• Friendly Beeps

Gold

• ▶️ Triumphant Beeps
• ▶️ Sorrowful Beeps

Platinum

• ▶️ Angry Beeps

Master

• ▶️ Meditative Beeps

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ominous beeps

Jakiro Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Cheers.

Silver

• ▶️ This changes everything.
• ▶️ Burninated.

Gold

• ▶️ Now we're talking.
• ▶️ We'll see about that.

Platinum

• ▶️ We are not amused.

Master

• ▶️ That was cold blooded.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Hot damn.

Juggernaut Bronze

• ▶️ ▶️ Ha ha ha ha, haaa!
• ▶️ ▶️ Oh.. that's nice.

Silver

• ▶️ ▶️ Mmm, looking good.
• ▶️ ▶️ You will be forever alone.

Gold

• ▶️ ▶️ It's all falling into place.
• ▶️ ▶️ I'll be back to finish this later.

Platinum

• ▶️ ▶️ There's a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

Master

• ▶️ ▶️ Mmm, snazzy.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ ▶️ How many blades am I holding up?

Keeper of the Light Bronze

• ▶️ Eh hee hee hee hee hee.
• ▶️ May the light keep you.

Silver

• ▶️ No mana.
• ▶️ Really now, you should have seen that coming.

Gold

• ▶️ Get off my lawn…eh, what's a lawn?
• ▶️ My horse says nay and so do I.

Platinum

• ▶️ Lights out for you.

Master

• ▶️ Do not fear the light—fear me!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Kundalini!

Kunkka Bronze

• ▶️ he-hu-hu-hu-hu-huhhuha!
• ▶️ You're a trusty mate!

Silver

• ▶️ Straight to the bottom with ya!
• ▶️ You don't have the sand.

Gold

• ▶️ Heh! Man overboard!
• ▶️ You're all washed up!

Platinum

• ▶️ Just to be clear, if I call you mate, I don't mean it literally.

Master

• ▶️ You set sail for fail.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ No room to swing a cat in this crowd.

Legion Commander Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Not bad at all!

Silver

• ▶️ Try harder.
• ▶️ Sound strategy.

Gold

• ▶️ Nice mustache.
• ▶️ I will tear you apart!

Platinum

• ▶️ Son of a…!

Master

• ▶️ That escalated quickly!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Augh!

Leshrac Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ To a future of grief.

Silver

• ▶️ Have a little humility.
• ▶️ Two legged abomination.

Gold

• ▶️ I'll take that.
• ▶️ Ah, all in service to imbalance.

Platinum

• ▶️ A foregone conclusion.

Master

• ▶️ A thousand of your kind have fallen before me.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ah ha ha! A world out of balance!

Lich Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Stay frosty!

Silver

• ▶️ Watch your step, it's six feet down.
• ▶️ Can't kill the dead.

Gold

• ▶️ Does it tingle?
• ▶️ Feel my cold embrace!

Platinum

• ▶️ Who's the number one now?

Master

• ▶️ Ah, IceFrog!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ha ha! Who's ready for a cold one?

Lifestealer Bronze

• ▶️ Ha! Ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ This pleases the Master.

Silver

• ▶️ Surprise!
• ▶️ The master is here!

Gold

• ▶️ Alone with my rage!
• ▶️ Sweet, sweet violence.

Platinum

• ▶️ You feel the red hand of death.

Master

• ▶️ Ta-da!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Life, given freely?

Lina Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ That was hot!

Silver

• ▶️ Burns, doesn't it?
• ▶️ That wasn't too bright.

Gold

• ▶️ Wanna play with fire?
• ▶️ What a punk.

Platinum

• ▶️ What in the blazes?

Master

• ▶️ Come to mama!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ It's not the heat, it's the humiliation.

Lion Bronze

• ▶️ Who-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-he-hawha!
• ▶️ Oh, hell yes.

Silver

• ▶️ Ah, sorry to disappoint you.
• ▶️ You thought to tame the lion?

Gold

• ▶️ Feel the rage of a mage!
• ▶️ To hell with you!

Platinum

• ▶️ I've got the magic touch.

Master

• ▶️ I've been to hell and back, and back to hell…and back.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ When you get to hell, tell them I sent you.

Lone Druid Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha hah!
• ▶️ Skill comes with age!

Silver

• ▶️ Ah, my old self!
• ▶️ Synergy!

Gold

• ▶️ I should know better by now.
• ▶️ A worthy exchange.

Platinum

• ▶️ What have you done?

Master

• ▶️ Auuuuuhhh!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ This burden may be more than I can bear. Heh.

Luna Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Blessings upon a loyal warrior.

Silver

• ▶️ Interesting!
• ▶️ Lost in the woods, are you?

Gold

• ▶️ Scratch that idea!
• ▶️ Isn't that a pretty thing!

Platinum

• ▶️ Piece of shite wizard.

Master

• ▶️ Let the sky tear down the unworthy!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Poor wee thing.

Lycan Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ You fought well and true.

Silver

• ▶️ Go ahead, just try to kill me!
• ▶️ Ha! That was a mauling.

Gold

• ▶️ I am the alpha wolf.
• ▶️ The wolf is at your door.

Platinum

• ▶️ Wolves need no armor.

Master

• ▶️ I've taken a Lycan to you. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Tasty morsel.

Magnus Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Yes, this will do just fine.

Silver

• ▶️ Are you kidding me?
• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha! What did you expect?

Gold

• ▶️ This is bullshit!
• ▶️ All in a day's work.

Platinum

• ▶️ How shameful.

Master

• ▶️ I tell you what. You touch my horn, I break your face.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Was there ever any doubt?

Mars Bronze

• ▶️ Huh huh. Aha ha hahah ah ahaha!
• ▶️ 240 My thanks will come later, when you least expect it.

Silver

• ▶️ Ugh, that's no good.
• ▶️ Ha ha ha! I'll always remember how foolish you looked...

Gold

• ▶️ The only one surprised by this is you.
• ▶️ FIIIGHT MEEE!

Platinum

• ▶️ DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA! DADADA DA DA DA-DA-DA!

Master

• ▶️ THIS IS DOOOOTAAAAA!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ WITNESS MEEEE!

Marci Bronze

• Todo
• Todo

Silver

• Todo
• Todo

Gold

• Todo
• Todo

Platinum

• Todo

Master

• Todo

Grandmaster

• Todo

Medusa Bronze

• ▶️ Hmm hmm hmm ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Brilliant.

Silver

• ▶️ In your face.
• ▶️ Don't resist the cobra, little bird.

Gold

• ▶️ Oh, crap!
• ▶️ You knew I was cold-blooded.

Platinum

• ▶️ Nobody look at anybody!

Master

• ▶️ Gaze upon Medusa's beauty, and despair!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Whatever will I do with you?

Meepo Bronze

• ▶️ Hnya Hnyahnyaha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Now that's what I'm talking about!

Silver

• ▶️ How ya doin?
• ▶️ Ah for cryin' out loud!

Gold

• ▶️ Hey what kind of scam you running here?
• ▶️ This is a real freakin' embarrasment.

Platinum

• ▶️ I feel fine. Don't know what everyone's worried about.

Master

• ▶️ Freakin' unbelievable.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I guess size ain't everything, eh? Eh!? Ha ha ha aww it is.

Mirana Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ A gift from the night!

Silver

• ▶️ Catch us if you can!
• ▶️ You have learned nothing.

Gold

• ▶️ Nicely done!
• ▶️ Run like the dogs you are!

Platinum

• ▶️ Here, kitty-kitty-kitty….

Master

• ▶️ It was not luck but skill!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Mee-ow!

Monkey King Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha. Woohoohoohoo. Ohhh heee.
• ▶️ This'll work.

Silver

• ▶️ I feel better already.
• ▶️ This was over before it started.

Gold

• ▶️ Ok, that was unexpected.
• ▶️ Alright.

Platinum

• ▶️ I'll pretend I didn't enjoy this.

Master

• ▶️ Ohh, I'll be signing autographs out front.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Hey, you're almost as good as me.

Morphling Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ I like what I see.

Silver

• ▶️ You're in over your head.
• ▶️ Boiling rage!

Gold

• ▶️ Always refreshing.
• ▶️ The tide has turned!

Platinum

• ▶️ Didn't you see me waving?

Master

• ▶️ You're washed up!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ H Two Owned.

Naga Siren Bronze

• ▶️ Ahehehaheh.
• ▶️ That went swimmingly.

Silver

• ▶️ A sour note.
• ▶️ You're in deep now.

Gold

• ▶️ That's enough out of you.
• ▶️ That's got to suck.

Platinum

• ▶️ It had to be.

Master

• ▶️ My legs! I can't feel my legs.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Wave goodbye!

Nature's Prophet Bronze

• ▶️ Ma ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Admirable.

Silver

• ▶️ Hmhmhm. Well, well.
• ▶️ Feed the trees.

Gold

• ▶️ I'll tear you limb from limb.
• ▶️ Very nice.

Platinum

• ▶️ Aww… Too bad.

Master

• ▶️ New life will make its home amongst your bones.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ah, the sun in my leaves.

Necrophos Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Breathe it in.

Silver

• ▶️ That was costly.
• ▶️ The stench of death is upon you.

Gold

• ▶️ What do you mean, cheer up? I'm quite cheerful.
• ▶️ It's all gone rotten.

Platinum

• ▶️ To your health. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Master

• ▶️ I am the rotten apple that spoils the bunch.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Oh, this is sick!

Night Stalker Bronze

• ▶️ Heh heh heh hah heh hehhhh.
• ▶️ Now they will suffer.

Silver

• ▶️ Your nightmare continues.
• ▶️ Just what I needed!

Gold

• ▶️ There's no escape.
• ▶️ Darkness hungers.

Platinum

• ▶️ It's feeding time.

Master

• ▶️ I'm the beast of bedtime tales.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Nighty night.

Nyx Assassin Bronze

• ▶️ Heehehheh Nyx, Nyx.
• ▶️ Nice.

Silver

• ▶️ How did this happen?
• ▶️ Talentless.

Gold

• ▶️ Nyx chichcichcihcihchi.
• ▶️ I'm waiting for you.

Platinum

• ▶️ Assassinated.

Master

• ▶️ Nyx, Nyx, Nyx, Nyx.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You almost had it.

Ogre Magi Bronze

• ▶️ Hee hee he he he he he aha ha… What're we laughing about?
• ▶️ That was skill all right. Pure skill.

Silver

• ▶️ Ye gods, how'd that happen? What the. Who'd the. How'd that happen?
• ▶️ Expertise! From the experts.

Gold

• ▶️ Good work. I thought that was you.
• ▶️ You need to work on your skill. Like us.

Platinum

• ▶️ We gave you a head start!

Master

• ▶️ That had to hurt. I almost feel bad.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Oh, skillshot! Not luck at all.

Omniknight Bronze

• ▶️ Mehooweheh hwh hew.
• ▶️ Beautiful.

Silver

• ▶️ Nailed it.
• ▶️ Another stain on the battlefield.

Gold

• ▶️ Your guilt weighs heavily.
• ▶️ Be at peace you wretched fool.

Platinum

• ▶️ You chose poorly.

Master

• ▶️ The All-knowing One senses your regret.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Judgment comes!

Oracle Bronze

• ▶️ He ha ha he ha ha!
• ▶️ Faith in fate restored.

Silver

• ▶️ I want to die.
• ▶️ I saw that.

Gold

• ▶️ I am shocked. Shocked!
• ▶️ That was odd indeed!

Platinum

• ▶️ Even you should've seen that coming. But you didn't.

Master

• ▶️ You will die in a house fire.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I admit this comes as a huge surprise.

Outworld Destroyer Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ I have solid intelligence on what is to come.

Silver

• ▶️ My purpose fulfilled.
• ▶️ Your future is grim.

Gold

• ▶️ This changes nothing.
• ▶️ You let yourself get carried away.

Platinum

• ▶️ I am ill disposed towards you.

Master

• ▶️ You're insane.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I could hear your caterwauling from clear out on the rim.

Pangolier Bronze

• ▶️ Aaaah ha hahahaha hahahaaa huu.
• ▶️ Was that intentional? It looked intentional.

Silver

• ▶️ Were you watching? That's how it's done.
• ▶️ Try a bit harder next time…

Gold

• ▶️ That does not look good.
• ▶️ So this whole mess is all your fault?

Platinum

• ▶️ Now it's just unfair.

Master

• ▶️ Beep beep!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You broke my fall perfectly!

Phantom Assassin Bronze

• ▶️ Ho ho ho ho ho ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Mmm, divine.

Silver

• ▶️ All according to plan.
• ▶️ Death at my hands is an honor.

Gold

• ▶️ That went well, I think.
• ▶️ How many daggers am I holding up?

Platinum

• ▶️ Ha, ahhh, ha ha, no no no.

Master

• ▶️ I'm an immaterial girl!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Something in your eye?

Phantom Lancer Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ What an amazing thing!

Silver

• ▶️ Such simple minds.
• ▶️ We come for you!

Gold

• ▶️ Now this is just silly.
• ▶️ We have more where that came from.

Platinum

• ▶️ Numbers have accomplished what strategy alone could not.

Master

• ▶️ We outnumbered you. We outnumber them all!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ From one: an army.

Phoenix Bronze

• ▶️ Laughing Squawk
• ▶️ Thankful Squawk

Silver

• ▶️ Denying Squawk
• ▶️ Triumphant Squawk

Gold

• ▶️ Sorrowful Squawk
• ▶️ Taunting Squawk

Platinum

• ▶️ Angry Squawk

Master

• ▶️ Contented Squawk

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Battle squawk

Puck Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha!
• ▶️ Ah, nothing like the feel of a fresh molt.

Silver

• ▶️ You might wish to retract your last move.
• ▶️ Greetings!

Gold

• ▶️ Someone chose a poor time to put me out of commission.
• ▶️ The greatest tragedy of our eon.

Platinum

• ▶️ Was that smart?

Master

• ▶️ I am unfamiliar with this feeling. Is it joy?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I find myself strangely drawn to this odd configuration of activity.

Pudge Bronze

• ▶️ Hm hm hm hm ha ha ha.
• ▶️ That's a bit of all right.

Silver

• ▶️ Oops. Was that me?
• ▶️ Time for a little butchery!

Gold

• ▶️ Nothing better than a nice raw liver.
• ▶️ Whateva.

Platinum

• ▶️ Delicious…

Master

• ▶️ You'll look good with an apple in yer mouth!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Oh, kidneys. Kidneys is nice.

Pugna Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ Ah, this is going to be good.

Silver

• ▶️ You're only making it worse.
• ▶️ Aw, did I do that?

Gold

• ▶️ Anyone miss me?
• ▶️ Time to earn myself a bad reputation.

Platinum

• ▶️ You did that to yourself.

Master

• ▶️ You're wasting your life.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Oh don't take it personally.

Queen of Pain Bronze

• ▶️ Uh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ There will be pain, there will be screaming.

Silver

• ▶️ You hurt the ones you love.
• ▶️ That was perfect.

Gold

• ▶️ Does this hurt?
• ▶️ I love it when you resist.

Platinum

• ▶️ You want me? Come get me.

Master

• ▶️ I know I'm a pain, but you love me anyway.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I'm sorry, did you say stop?

Razor Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ I sense a connection between us!

Silver

• ▶️ You can run. You should run.
• ▶️ You are dead. Dead.

Gold

• ▶️ Your ashes will fall like rain.
• ▶️ Shocking.

Platinum

• ▶️ This will only hurt forever.

Master

• ▶️ Zapped your ass!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ah ahaha ha! You forgot to ground me!

Riki Bronze

• ▶️ Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
• ▶️ Contract complete.

Silver

• ▶️ Heh-ho, you didn't see that coming.
• ▶️ Why prolong the inevitable?

Gold

• ▶️ Peek-aboo.
• ▶️ If you can see me, you're already dead.

Platinum

• ▶️ I've been here the whole time.

Master

• ▶️ Oh you're dead. What a surprise.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Sneaky, aren't I?

Rubick Bronze

• ▶️ ▶️ Ah ha ha! Eh he he he he he he he he he!
• ▶️ ▶️ Excellent idea!

Silver

• ▶️ ▶️ I almost feel bad.
• ▶️ ▶️ That perked me up a bit!

Gold

• ▶️ ▶️ Your name offends me.
• ▶️ ▶️ What a surprise!

Platinum

• ▶️ ▶️ Whoops!

Master

• ▶️ ▶️ Exquisite! Absolutely exquisite!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ ▶️ Yoink!

Sand King Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ You have done a great service.

Silver

• ▶️ Stings, don't it?
• ▶️ Bow to your liege.

Gold

• ▶️ A Sandy V-V-Victory!
• ▶️ Where do you think you're going?

Platinum

• ▶️ You were expecting…Sandy Claws?

Master

• ▶️ It's good to be King!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Sand and deliver!

Shadow Demon Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ And they thought it could get no darker.

Silver

• ▶️ You conspired against me.
• ▶️ Izh vo'acha nesh.

Gold

• ▶️ Fall before me!
• ▶️ Just your bad luck.

Platinum

• ▶️ Bow down.

Master

• ▶️ Cry some more.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ That's it: You're out of the cult.

Shadow Fiend Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Well bless your soul.

Silver

• ▶️ Outplayed.
• ▶️ A beautiful soul for my collection.

Gold

• ▶️ Fear my presence.
• ▶️ I'll take it.

Platinum

• ▶️ You can never hide!

Master

• ▶️ Ozh icha gluth izh sol.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ It's true, I have the soul of a poet. I just can't remember where I put it.

Shadow Shaman Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha!
• ▶️ My prayers are answered.

Silver

• ▶️ Bukaw, bukaw!
• ▶️ I see for you a future full of death!

Gold

• ▶️ You're not going anywhere.
• ▶️ Heh ha ha hah, how refreshing!

Platinum

• ▶️ Tastes like chicken!

Master

• ▶️ Au-mosu-atikanu!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Beat you like a drum!

Silencer Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha.
• ▶️ You almost had that.

Silver

• ▶️ The silence deepens.
• ▶️ Calm yourselves.

Gold

• ▶️ What a racket.
• ▶️ Silence, fool!

Platinum

• ▶️ All for naught.

Master

• ▶️ Shhh, did you hear something?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ What is that horrible noise?

Skywrath Mage Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha!
• ▶️ I shall not report you.

Silver

• ▶️ Down you go!
• ▶️ Ai, me!

Gold

• ▶️ That my friend was a mistake.
• ▶️ Twas honorably done.

Platinum

• ▶️ The skies are dark with Skywrath power!

Master

• ▶️ From the Ghastly Eyrie I can see to the ends of the world, and from this vantage point I declare with utter certainty that this one is in the bag!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Hayah!

Slardar Bronze

• ▶️ Heh heeh heh hah hah ha hah hah!
• ▶️ Total spawnage.

Silver

• ▶️ My deepest sympathies.
• ▶️ I came a long way to see you die.

Gold

• ▶️ You won't escape.
• ▶️ Jig's up.

Platinum

• ▶️ You were out of your depth.

Master

• ▶️ Oh, how the deep ones will feast!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Schooled you good.

Slark Bronze

• ▶️ hua hehehehe haha hihi.
• ▶️ I know I can trust you guys.

Silver

• ▶️ Oh that's very nice.
• ▶️ I can't hear you.

Gold

• ▶️ Well that went bad quickly.
• ▶️ You took the bait.

Platinum

• ▶️ Oh this makes it all worthwhile.

Master

• ▶️ On your belly and crawl.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Here, fishy-fishy.

Snapfire Bronze

• ▶️ Hoo hoo hoo ah ha ha!
• ▶️ Why thank you!

Silver

• ▶️ Yeee-haw!
• ▶️ Who wants cookies? Well too bad!

Gold

• ▶️ Don't you sass me.
• ▶️ There's too many darn wizards!

Platinum

• ▶️ I won't eat you, dear. But Mortimer might.

Master

• ▶️ You looking for cookin tips, violence, or both?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Yee haw! Job's done before ya know it!

Sniper Bronze

• ▶️ Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!
• ▶️ Target practice, payin' off!

Silver

• ▶️ What the---?
• ▶️ Say goodbye to your head!

Gold

• ▶️ Dance! Ha ha ha ha! Dance!
• ▶️ Why am I smiling? This is what trigger-happy looks like.

Platinum

• ▶️ What a dum-dum!

Master

• ▶️ Ho ho ha ha!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ He shoots, he scores!

Spectre Bronze

• ▶️ Laughter
• ▶️ Ehha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Mercurial's Call equipped)
• ▶️ I'll stand by you.
• ▶️ Disperse! (Mercurial's Call equipped)

Silver

• ▶️ Wrong.
• ▶️ Denied. (Mercurial's Call equipped)
• ▶️ I do not understand.
• ▶️ Ahhh… (Mercurial's Call equipped)

Gold

• ▶️ What is this?
• ▶️ Pitiful. (Mercurial's Call equipped)
• ▶️ A useful skill.
• ▶️ A rune to slay all foes. (Mercurial's Call equipped)

Platinum

• ▶️ Can no one understand me?
• ▶️ Inertia ends. (Mercurial's Call equipped)

Master

• ▶️ Miserable and ignorant.
• ▶️ Miserable thing. (Mercurial's Call equipped)

Grandmaster

• ▶️ What strange properties this world has.
• ▶️ What world is this? (Mercurial's Call equipped)

Spirit Breaker Bronze

• ▶️ Whoheheheahahah.
• ▶️ Hah, it's all coming together!

Silver

• ▶️ Stunning, isn't it.
• ▶️ My patience is rewarded.

Gold

• ▶️ There's no escaping me.
• ▶️ That did not go as expected.

Platinum

• ▶️ That's the spirit.

Master

• ▶️ This is complete and utter bullshit!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ And there I go. Psyche!

Storm Spirit Bronze

• ▶️ Hm hm hm hm hee hee hee ha ha.
• ▶️ That's the spirit!

Silver

• ▶️ You blew it!
• ▶️ I love this part!

Gold

• ▶️ Lookin for me?
• ▶️ Told you a storm was coming!

Platinum

• ▶️ Looking good!

Master

• ▶️ Glorious!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ooh, who's that handsome devil?

Sven Bronze

• ▶️ Ahh ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ You are a true friend.

Silver

• ▶️ You look stunned.
• ▶️ Rogue Knight claims another.

Gold

• ▶️ You deserved it.
• ▶️ My honor compels me…to gloat.

Platinum

• ▶️ An expected outcome.

Master

• ▶️ Hm…now what did we learn from this.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I'm going to count to one. One.

Techies Bronze

• ▶️ He he he, hehe ah ha! Oh ho ho oh oh ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Fun! Huhuhu!

Silver

• ▶️ I was told there'd be a mushroom cloud!
• ▶️ Oh crap!

Gold

• ▶️ Where'd he go? Everywhere!
• ▶️ Gotcha!

Platinum

• ▶️ Just have a seat right over there. And let the smart people work.

Master

• ▶️ I can't believe that worked.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Bomb has been planted.

Templar Assassin Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ I'll take it.

Silver

• ▶️ I saw that ending from miles away.
• ▶️ They'll never find your grave.

Gold

• ▶️ It's a trap!
• ▶️ The mystery deepens.

Platinum

• ▶️ Oh, snap!

Master

• ▶️ Feed me if you must.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ The only mystery is how you lasted so long.

Terrorblade Bronze

• ▶️ Hehahahahahh.
• ▶️ What a handsome devil.

Silver

• ▶️ Oh, they're gonna hate me for this.
• ▶️ Trick of the trade.

Gold

• ▶️ Your own worst enemy.
• ▶️ Perhaps that wasn't wise.

Platinum

• ▶️ A wise blade takes a fool's life.

Master

• ▶️ Fight me, cowards!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting your…stop hitting yourself.

Tidehunter Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha!
• ▶️ We'll turn this tide to our advantage.

Silver

• ▶️ You look ravaged.
• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha, Now you're fish food.

Gold

• ▶️ Ha ha! I could eat a walrus.
• ▶️ Put a cork in it.

Platinum

• ▶️ Did you think I'd blunder? You must have mistaken me for Kunkka.

Master

• ▶️ Who needs a big brain when you've got teeth like mine?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ha ha ha! Women and children and Kunkka first.

Timbersaw Bronze

• ▶️ He he he he he!
• ▶️ I almost trust you.

Silver

• ▶️ You mad? Cuz I am! Hahah!
• ▶️ Oh yeah ha ha.

Gold

• ▶️ Oh! Oh! Oh-oh-you see this? You see? Oh this is what I've always wanted! Oh I'm so happy!
• ▶️ Oh God I think I'm going to be sick.

Platinum

• ▶️ Saw that coming. Ha! Get it?

Master

• ▶️ Run run run runrunrunrunrunrunrunrunrun!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ De-li-cious.

Tinker Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Your talents surpass your loveliness.

Silver

• ▶️ Well isn't that something!
• ▶️ Pew, pew, pew pew pew!

Gold

• ▶️ I predicted all of this you know, all of it!
• ▶️ That was genius!

Platinum

• ▶️ I'm going to call that experiment, a failure.

Master

• ▶️ You can keep your magic, I have laser beams!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Consider my curiosity, piqued!

Tiny Bronze

• ▶️ Hahahahahahahaha.
• ▶️ Are you ready to rubble?

Silver

• ▶️ Well, look at that.
• ▶️ Rock em, sock em!

Gold

• ▶️ You got rocks in your head.
• ▶️ My apologies.

Platinum

• ▶️ You haven't got the stones.

Master

• ▶️ It's hard to be this good.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I peaked!

Treant Protector Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ho ho ho hoooo ho ho ho hm hm hm.
• ▶️ I'm really freaking out.

Silver

• ▶️ That's what happens when I rush.
• ▶️ Are you lost?

Gold

• ▶️ Careful.
• ▶️ Trees can be ferocious if provoked.

Platinum

• ▶️ Ah, fresh fertilizer.

Master

• ▶️ Mmm? What happened?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ A tree killed you. A tree!

Troll Warlord Bronze

• ▶️ Yaaahahahaahhah.
• ▶️ Go crazy!

Silver

• ▶️ Unfortunate.
• ▶️ Come back and die again.

Gold

• ▶️ You've got to be kidding.
• ▶️ Try not to feed.

Platinum

• ▶️ This can't be happening.

Master

• ▶️ Why doesn't anybody like me?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Oh, come on!

Tusk Bronze

• ▶️ Oh boy! Ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Fist bump!

Silver

• ▶️ Well I tried.
• ▶️ Are you okay?

Gold

• ▶️ Dohmvzm!
• ▶️ Tusky-duskie.

Platinum

• ▶️ Oh, that had to hurt!

Master

• ▶️ That was a big ball of failure.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Ta-da!

Underlord Bronze

• ▶️ Aaah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
• ▶️ I do not thank.

Silver

• ▶️ Curses!
• ▶️ Oh yes.

Gold

• ▶️ Insignificant.
• ▶️ Bow to your new lord.

Platinum

• ▶️ There is no hope.

Master

• ▶️ Hold on to your butts!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ What's the matter? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Undying Bronze

• ▶️ Heh heh heh heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Tktktk sing your praises.

Silver

• ▶️ The maggots clean you.
• ▶️ I hate life.

Gold

• ▶️ No brains.
• ▶️ No hells. No heavens. Only this…

Platinum

• ▶️ Not feed.

Master

• ▶️ I need… gummy vitamins.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ You must be this tall to die.

Ursa Bronze

• ▶️ Hah! Hah! Hah-hah-hah!
• ▶️ Is it spring already?

Silver

• ▶️ A loss so small, the world will hardly notice.
• ▶️ A poor defense.

Gold

• ▶️ Fuzzy Wuzzy!
• ▶️ How is it you heard not my warnings?

Platinum

• ▶️ Sweet as honey.

Master

• ▶️ Mtlap tlap, not bad! Sllleup tlap tlap tlap.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ For the cubs!

Vengeful Spirit Bronze

• ▶️ Mwahahaha!
• ▶️ So sweet…

Silver

• ▶️ What…?
• ▶️ I feel better already.

Gold

• ▶️ Swapsies!
• ▶️ Mwahahhahahahahahaha!

Platinum

• ▶️ Prepare for the wave of terror: boo!

Master

• ▶️ The pain of my enemies is the only pleasure left to me.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Revenge is a dish best served NOW.

Venomancer Bronze

• ▶️ Sss eh he he he he.
• ▶️ Plague our enemies!

Silver

• ▶️ Oh, costly.
• ▶️ Nothing touches the heart like my venom.

Gold

• ▶️ Ssss, that burns.
• ▶️ You can't run from the venomous one!

Platinum

• ▶️ I owe it all to me.

Master

• ▶️ Ah, sweet toxicity!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I'm a perfect 10…on the pain scale.

Viper Bronze

• ▶️ Tehehehehar.
• ▶️ Air support arrives.

Silver

• ▶️ Close but not quite.
• ▶️ Death…from above.

Gold

• ▶️ I fly into a rage.
• ▶️ There are better deaths.

Platinum

• ▶️ Burns…doesn't it?

Master

• ▶️ Who needs legs, when you got wings?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Blewhehowowoe.

Visage Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Visage like.

Silver

• ▶️ You again?
• ▶️ And so you die.

Gold

• ▶️ I have failed.
• ▶️ You shall not pass!

Platinum

• ▶️ Ahh this is much better.

Master

• ▶️ I am the unyielding face of death.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ In an eternity of watching, I have seen none like it.

Void Spirit Bronze

• ▶️ Hn ha ha ha ha ha.
• ▶️ This pleases me to no end.

Silver

• ▶️ I sense...distortions in the void.
• ▶️ Your anger is useless here.

Gold

• ▶️ Rest easy, child.
• ▶️ Such a limited imagination you have.

Platinum

• ▶️ Living things die.

Master

• ▶️ How can you carry hope in the face of the void?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ I must admit to enjoying that.

Warlock Bronze

• ▶️ Ho ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Let chaos reign!

Silver

• ▶️ Really? You just did that?
• ▶️ I feed you to my fiends.

Gold

• ▶️ Zan korobos kor koramord!
• ▶️ Another name in my grimoire.

Platinum

• ▶️ Pipsqueak.

Master

• ▶️ Can you believe this? Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Have you ever seen this many demons?

Weaver Bronze

• ▶️ Hehehhehah!
• ▶️ The pattern is complete.

Silver

• ▶️ You thought you had me, didn't you?
• ▶️ I'm sensing a pattern here.

Gold

• ▶️ There's a snag in your plans.
• ▶️ A pattern repeats.

Platinum

• ▶️ A feast for my beetles.

Master

• ▶️ Ho, snap!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Shuttle and loom, I weave your doom.

Windranger Bronze

• ▶️ Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
• ▶️ Easy breezy

Silver

• ▶️ I don't think so.
• ▶️ Could be worse. Oh, wait, no it couldn't.

Gold

• ▶️ You're not going anywhere.
• ▶️ If you weren't so damned dead, I'd shoot you again.

Platinum

• ▶️ Tell me this did not just happen.

Master

• ▶️ I blow you a kiss.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Buh-bye!

Winter Wyvern Bronze

• ▶️ Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ Wonderful!

Silver

• ▶️ Chill, baby.
• ▶️ That was not wise!

Gold

• ▶️ Poor dear.
• ▶️ Never ask a wyvern why.

Platinum

• ▶️ Well deserved!

Master

• ▶️ Ah, I've never felt this good! Ah ha ha ha ha!

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Wyvern? Why not.

Witch Doctor Bronze

• ▶️ Hoo hah hoo hoo hah.
• ▶️ Feeling good, man.

Silver

• ▶️ Wait for it…wait for it…
• ▶️ Dat make a big mess.

Gold

• ▶️ Someone call de doctor?
• ▶️ Oh, look at it go.

Platinum

• ▶️ Stick a bone in it. You're done.

Master

• ▶️ Oyeaaaaah.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Abutalabashuneba.

Wraith King Bronze

• ▶️ AH HA HA HA HA!
• ▶️ I'LL HELP MY WEAK AND PUNY ALLIES WHERE I CAN.

Silver

• ▶️ SO WHAT IF I SWAGGER?
• ▶️ TAKE A KNEE, PEASANT.

Gold

• ▶️ VERY NICE.
• ▶️ I MISS MY BONES.

Platinum

• ▶️ I NOW HAVE ALL THE SEXY.

Master

• ▶️ WELCOME TO ALL MY NEW SUBJECTS. NOW LET'S GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

Grandmaster

• ▶️ Guys? Guys?!

Zeus Bronze

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
• ▶️ By my whiskers, that's good stuff!

Silver

• ▶️ Ha ha ha ha ha. Well what did you expect?
• ▶️ Wait for it!

Gold

• ▶️ That's all it takes to kill you?
• ▶️ Oh…this can't be good.

Platinum

• ▶️ Thunderous applause!

Master

• ▶️ Did you think you could hide from a god?

Grandmaster

• ▶️ God's gift to the world: Me.

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